{"product_id":"cork-coaster-set-rocking-the-retired-life-funny-guitar-dinosaur-retirement-drink-coasters","title":"Cork Coaster Set - 'Rocking the Retired Life' Funny Guitar Dinosaur Retirement Drink Coasters","description":"These coasters bring a splash of playful rock ’n’ roll to quiet mornings and slow afternoons. Each 3.75\" square carries a glossy, full-color print of a cheeky retired rocker — bright oranges and reds set behind a grinning dinosaur with a guitar — so your coffee table feels lively without shouting. The high-gloss MDF top makes the artwork pop while a natural cork backing keeps the coaster steady and your surfaces safe from rings and scratches. Light and slim, this four-piece set slips into daily routines: morning brew, afternoon iced tea, and evenings with a glass of something cool. The vibe is warm, nostalgic, and a little mischievous — made for people who like to celebrate a well-earned slow pace with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- High-gloss MDF top for vibrant, scratch-resistant prints\u003cbr\u003e- Cork backing prevents slipping and protects surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy full-color decoration on one side\u003cbr\u003e- Compact 3.75\" × 3.75\" size; 0.16\" thickness\u003cbr\u003e- Set of four coasters\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Status71","offers":[{"title":"Cork \/ 3.75\" × 3.75\" \/ Square","offer_id":52932903797083,"sku":"29950647482763521773","price":25.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/2961\/8779\/files\/2755628592374612562_2048.jpg?v=1778168343","url":"https:\/\/status71.store\/products\/cork-coaster-set-rocking-the-retired-life-funny-guitar-dinosaur-retirement-drink-coasters","provider":"Status71","version":"1.0","type":"link"}